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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 14 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Flag Day, Lana Birthday, Pittsburgh Arts Festival

Weather:  Don’t Panic.   

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into sh!t; the opposite of the midas touch. To fail, blunder, make a snafu, etc.

Literally your intestines have the inverse midas touch.

When cam and nate play beer pong, they have the inverse midas touch.

Song of the Week: The Impression that I get, Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam graduates from college tonight. RE Jr got a biology lecture while at the bar. Lexy survived a jellyfish attack.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Let’s do another Mad Lib. Sorry all, busy day at work and I only have time for lame questions today. And they make me laugh, quite frankly.

Rules refresher: BEFORE reading below, think of / write down three things that fulfill the following categories. After you’ve done that, fill in the blanks below with your answers.

a)      FWN member

b)      Location

c)      Object

Ready?

Suddenly, you leap to your feet, full of pride. “I have solved the game CLUE!” you exclaim.

“It was, (FWN member) in the (location) with the (object!).”

FWN Member of the Week: Marco!

Marco’s middle name is Nazareno. Dinner last night was a “dinner of champions” as it was a frozen pizza from Giant Eagle. If he were to play any professional sport it would be NHL hockey. Given the option of being on The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, he’d be on the Daily Show.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada  

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Do not snort the wasabi.

Official Editor