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Issue 51 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Snow is falling down in chaotic amounts, as usual, but please notice in advance that the snow on your windshield (or, at least, Carinne’s) is yellow, and requires serious OSHA and hazmat precautions. 

Urbandictionary word of the day: stealth abs

When your ripped six pack is covered by a thick layer of fat.

This isn't a beer belly, it's my stealth abs. I just needed to avoid attracting too many ladies with my well defined stomach.

Song of the Week: Doobie Brothers, Drift Away

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne shoveled the whole sidewalk by herself. Alex, Cam, Nate, Ron Jr are skiing today and all have fallen at least 1x. R Jr won a race vs Alex.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Would you rather:

a)      Drink as many beers as your age (cp is 24 = 24 beers in one night)

b)      Run as many miles as your house number (521 miles for CP)

c)      Be  as many feet tall as your pant size (I’ll use barson: size 0-1, so she’s pretty short)

d)      Have as many hands as your shoe size (size 7 = 7 hands)?

FWN Member of the Week: Poppy

Poppy’s favorite season is Football Season. If he were an athlete in the winter Olympics, he’d be a bobsledder. He hasn’t had anything for breakfast and his favorite ice cream is butter pecan.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Editor got a Pandora bracelet. Feel free to contribute.

Look for more next time,

Abominable Snowoman

New Jersey: not part of the US

Official Editor