snowmen appreciation month

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 49 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, Mardi Gras, UM/T anniversary

Weather:  In honor of valentine’s day open a bottle of Menage-a-trois. For President’s day, whip out some Abe Lincolns and challenge your friends to a Biden Beer Bomb. Make sure you wear your beads on Tuesday to work in case your coworkers decide to go a little crazy.

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by Gina’s Dad): Text-hole

Someone who texts in inappropriate places.

Texting in the following places makes you a text hole: Churches, exams, during a MO session.

Song of the Week: Lady Gaga, Bad Romance

Notable Accomplishments:  RE Jr and Marco both were stuck in the Cincinnati airport and met up for drinks. Cam and Nate have had a full week of school off due to snow; Alex got a few days off; and Carinne’s work closed on Wednesday. Carinne made a beer pong playing snowman. UM won big $ in his football block pool.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  In honor of V-day, this week’s hypothetical situation is to think of a really bad insult.

For example, if I am correct, the one in high school we always used was to “fall off a cliff into spiked rocks and then burst into flames.”

Another one is, “You couldn’t get a date if you tried for free on craigslist.”

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

Lexy won the FWN football pool with the final superbowl score of Saints 31 Colts 17. She is the only FWN member to be FWNMOTW twice in a row. Lexy cheered for the colts last weekend. If she had the choice between an extra finger or an extra toe, she'd take the extra finger. When she grows up she wants to deliver babies (midwife). Lastly, last month she sent 7822 text messages, and that was including the fact that she was grounded from the phone for half of the month.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Hiring a snow plower…

Look for more next time,

k!nky carinne

ex-blogger

Official Editor