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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 48 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  100% chance of accumulation for all FWN recipients. Today, we go to field reporter Meteorologist Michael J.  for the weather report:

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by BK): Bromosexual

A close friendship between guys to the extent where to outsiders they may appear homosexual, yet they are entirely heterosexual.

RE: Mark, can you put suntan lotion on my back?

MA: Sorry dude, that’s a little too bromosexual for me.

Song of the Week: Love Rollercoaster, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev got a “Rhino” – four strikes in a row – and a record setting 194 in bowling last night. WVU got closed this afternoon. Cam and Nate bought a new video game. Carinne started her Cancun-Friendly-Stomach diet this week. RE Jr. wore a Gettysburg shirt in public on Wednesday. UM found a free version of Microsoft office online.  (Sorry all, news is a bit slow this round). RE Jr’s meeting got canceled so he went to the HH.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  You’re snowed in. You’re snug in your armchair with some popcorn, a tasty beverage. What movie are you gonna watch? (Any movie, doesn’t have to be your favorite, just one you’re in the mood for right now.)

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

For lunch, Lexy had a meatball sub, fruit cup, and chocolate ice cream. If her hair were to be any unnatural color, she’d want it to be green. Lexy can hold her breath for 20 seconds, and if she were an athlete in the Winter Olympics she’d want to be a bobsledder.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Attached is a randomly chosen Super Bowl Spreadsheet. Winner of the final score is next week’s FWNMOTW!

Look for more next time,

k!nky carinne

ex-blogger

Official Editor