Sofa Surfing

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 50 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Feel free to put on some ski goggles and photoshop an Olympic gold medal to yourself. That’s the closest you’ll ever get after Shaun White’s 48.4/50 score.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Half your age plus 7  

The mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.

Barson: Is 21 years old.

Greggy: is 20 years old.

21/2=10.5

10.5+7= 17.5

Barson, although a cougar, is not in a creepy relationship.

Bill Clinton: is 64 years old.

Carinne: is 24 years old.

64/2=32

32+7=39

Carinne’s age is <39 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Song of the Week: Nelly, Country Grammar

Notable Accomplishments:  Cam had his senior night with varsity swimming this week. Valentine’s day was a success on all fronts.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  You're forced to take a job where you dress up and act like a muppet. Which muppet are you?

FWN Member of the Week: Lanadog

Lana-dog is an enigma to people in New Jersey (namely, Jonaid) as it is unclear why the –dog suffix is added to the name (“isn’t that obvious?” is the question). She enjoys being the center of attention and making Alex’s bedroom smell bad. If Lana had to choose between an extra paw or an extra tail she’d pick the extra tail because it would increase efficiency as she would be able to slap more than one person at the same time.

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Classifieds: Editor got a Pandora bracelet. Feel free to contribute.

Look for more next time,

k!nky carinne

ex-blogger

Official Editor