Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 10 Vol 2
Important Holidays: Armed Forces Day
Weather: If you are currently exhaling, please realize you are omitting carbon dioxide, which is accumulating in the atmosphere and contributing to global warming. You may be cited by the EPA for this pollution. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Urbandictionary word of the day: approval from corporate
A term used to designate a significant other’s approval on things such as spending money, attending events, publicity, etc.
Items requiring approval from corporate: cigarfest attendance, greggy’s facebook photo, weekly time allotted to spend at the grocery store
Items not requiring approval from corporate: BK/TD trips to Ross Park Mall, wine purchases, spending drafternoons at HH
Song of the Week: St Vincent, Actor out of Work
Notable Accomplishments: Lexy made the senior cheerleading squad (up until this point, she was on the junior team). Alex yet again got straight A’s, brilliant much? Nate’s band concert was an uncontrollable success. Scout (neighbor dog, Lana’s boyfriend) came inside the LV household to visit Lana. Carinne is under the impression she pulled an a$$ muscle. This weekend Nate has an outdoor swim meet and the varsity swim team is having a car wash; contact BK for details on how to attend either event.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather:
a) have hair that grew as fast as grass (this applies to everywhere, not just your head… be wary of the ‘brows),
b) have a detachable arm, or
c) only be able to speak in movie/TV quotes and music lyrics?
FWN Member of the Week: Uncle Brian!
It is uncertain whether UB actually reads the newsletter; and no response was given to the questionnaire. Silence is golden in this week’s FWNMOTW section!
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Reward! Has anyone seen Carinne’s sunglasses? They are brown framed, big lenses. They’ve been lost since approximately AL’s 50th.
Look for more next time,
Carinne
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Official Editor
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