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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 47 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather: Bikinis? Fugghedaboudit. Bring out your long johns because this cold ain't goin nowhere, no how.

Special New Years Weight Loss Section: One more week til weigh in. Start cuttin' the carbs!

Urbandictionary word of the day: Drafternoon

Any time after 12:00pm when you start pouring cold ones

(at the office)

Bev: three… two… one… Alright it's officially 12. Let's head down for the rest of the Drafternoon.  

Song of the Week: Propane Nightmares, Pendulum

Notable Accomplishments: Alex has is eligible for another scholarship. UM is on Facebook and ISO friends. The Steelers won the superbowl. Aunt Lynne got some awesome pictures from the victory parade. Cam and Nate get this week's creativity award for posing with the red wax spill on the floor. Nate was the only FM to win any money in the Steelers pool (he won $15 at third quarter). Beer pong was played last weekend; C/AK won one, CJ/NC won one. Lexy made guest shots.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You get to choose a new mascot for a holiday. What do you pick?

Feel free to do any holiday, either completely obscure or popular, from any country or culture. (ex, McCrack, the dropped hard boiled Easter Egg replaces the easter bunny. Or Mike Tyson for Canada's boxing day. Or punxatawney patty, and we'd all get free burgers if the ground beef sees its shadow). I'm having too much fun with this.

FWN Member of the Week: UM!

UM's current desktop background is provided as an attachment to this newsletter edition. His high school mascot (he went to Mars High, mind you) was the Planets (now, they are the Fighting Planets… beware, the gravitational pull may catch you). He can do a handstand for, at its maximum, 1.5 seconds. He absolutely despises crawfish, and even the smell of them makes him want to vomit.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: If anyone ever wants to be guest-editor, you are more than welcome to do so! Please remember to send in any notable accomplishments, suggestions, classifieds, etc at any point throughout the week. Any comments are always welcome!

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Six mo' weeks o' winta

Official Editor