Royale with Cheese

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 51 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather: They say if March is in like a lion it will be out like a lamb… Thus by all scientific principles the following will work: Drink a crapton this Saturday night, then into Sunday you may have a nasty hangover (in like a lion). Then! At the end of the month, drink a crapton again, and by scientific principle that March will be “out like a lamb”, you will not be hungover. Do it, it works.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Yellular

The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

Ron is the king of Yellulars.

Ron (at Don Parmesean’s): How the H*ll Are Ya?!?!

Ron (at HH): How the H*ll Are Ya?!?!

Ron (at Mark’s): How the H*ll Are Ya?!?!

Ron (in the living room): How the H*ll Are Ya?!?!

Song of the Week: Asher Roth, I Love College

Notable Accomplishments: Cam shaved his head, and WPIALs is currently ongoing.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: So we’re playing e-Apples to Apples. The “adjective” is indubitable. What noun/idea/action card do you throw down? No restrictions.

Indubitable definition: unquestionable

How to play Apples to Apples reminder: You have a handful of nouns, actions, etc. An adjective is thrown down, and everyone puts down their noun/action that they feel is most applicable to the adjective. However in this case, there are no cards and thus no restrictions. Feel free to offer a phrase, movie, person, anything.

FWN Member of the Week: Mum Mum!

Mum Mum’s high school did not have a mascot (???). Her shoe size is 9 ½. When she was a kid, her household chore was to weed the garden. Her favorite dessert is peach pie.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Dial R Jr and ask for the How The H*ll Are Ya yellular special. See our ad on Craigslist!  

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Start drinking.

Official Editor