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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 50 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Mardigras, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday

Weather: Cold with no sign of a heat wave in sight. Keep bundled up, folks.

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by R Jr): Liquidity

Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants!

Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants! (Editor requested a sentence from R Jr; he sent the same thing. Epic fail.)

Song of the Week (brought to you by CJ): Soul Bossa Nova, Quincy Jones (bonus points if you can name what song this is more commonly known as)

Notable Accomplishments: Thoughts and prayers are with Tom as he is again in the hospital, though reportedly getting much better. There are cool professional photographer pictures of Lexy's cheerleading competition, contact Tracy for the link if you didn't get it. Alex swam, and I quote, "one WHOLE half mile… with breaks. For the BOGO child in swimming, this is impressive." Cam dyed his hair blue.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Both of these go for two weeks: would you rather: drink a glass of water from the toilet bowl daily (not necessarily your just cleaned toilet bowl…) or not change your underwear (for two whole weeks - it doesn't come off)?

FWN Member of the Week: Alex!

The last time she showered was last night due to her swimming extravaganza. The most recent song she downloaded on her iTunes was "Why Can't I" by Liz Phair.  Her current favorite movie is P.S. I Love You. If she were stuck on a desert island with appliance and one plug, she would bring her microfridge.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: None

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Beads! Throw 'em!!

Official Editor