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Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 28 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Rosh Hashanah
Weather: The first weekend of fall kicks in with a wave of loneliness at the Jersey area. Southern states have recently hit by a "lame syndrome", meaning, anyone who goes there instantly becomes lame.
Urbandictionary word of the day: frack
Sanitized replacement for "F*ck" as used on "Battlestar Galactica"
Beer Store Guy: We are all out of Natural Light.
Aunt Jul: Frack! A nattastrophy!
[UWOTD is adapted from a True Story.]
Song of the week: M.I.A., Paper Planes
Notable Accomplishments: None, you're all [homer simpson voice] bo-ring. Oh wait, Alex got into a sorority.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would you want to play you?
FWN Member of the Week: Christine!
Christine is very honored to be FWNMOTW.
Christine works with Bev. Her middle name is Marie. Her first kiss was behind the skating rink in Ebensburg, PA. Her favorite drink to make (she's a part time bar tender) is pineapple upside down cake shots. Her favorite book is the Da Vinci Code.
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: blah blah blah.
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Oh yeah, it's candy corn season
Official Editor
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