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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 27 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Poppy's birthday, Respect for the Aged Day (Japan)

Weather:  Zee bad german accentz vill take over zee country zis veekend for no apparent reazon. Pleez roll your "arr"s and zpit a lot. Zank oo.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Doom Buggy

1. A car that is wrecked, totaled or not drivable.

2. A very old car that needs a lot of servicing.

3. A car that is a lemon.

4. Any car that either looks like it will, or has fallen completely apart while someone was driving it

After Carinne and Alex decided to bring pet clams home via the center console in the station wagon, the car became the official doom buggy of the family.

Song of the week: Bruce Springsteen, Pink Cadillac

Notable Accomplishments: Poppy goes home on Sat. Lexy is selling Yankee Candles as a fundraiser, please contactTracy for ordering information. In last weekend's pro football games, combined scores were: Pennsylvania 76, Opponents 20. Oil barrels have recently been sold for their lowest price since April, gas prices expected to go down, woohoo! Camand Nate still haven't started school, slackers.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: In honor of the guy from Massachusetts, who made bacon flavored vodka (mmm, bloody mary with that!)… If you could make any flavor of Vodka, what would it be?

FWN Member of the Week: Carinne's Cubicle!

Carinne's cubicle currently has five different colors of post its on it. Her water bottle sits on a coaster from Liberty Steakhouse & Brewery, Myrtle Beach, SC. It roughly faces north. She does not have a window nearby, sadly.

Poppy was actually supposed to be FWNMOTW but the editor sucks and forgot to get out the questionnaire.  

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Still accepting free beer donations at Juniper.

Special Edition Section: Favorite quotes of FWN members:

It's great to have you all together!!!!

-        The one who didn't follow the rules and replied-all

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse (The Godfather).

-        Coworker C

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly (dalai lama)

-        #1 party school in the nation student

editor's comment: Proper documentation is requested, verifying the dalai lama did in fact make this statement. It seems highly unlikely that he would suggest this.

On the beach there sit two empty chairs that say more than the people that ever sit there (J. Buffett)

-        The philosopher who sits at his own bar

Crapola!

-        She who loves starbucks

"Life is a test, and when you die, it's God's way of saying 'Pencil's down'"

-        Mustang Sally

"Ungrateful f**ker!"

-        The holy, mild mannered one of the LV Household

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Don't wear any more white.

Official Editor