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Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 4 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  Tom’s Birthday… Also feel better Tom L

Weather:  Looks like it’ll be raining mardi gras beads with some slight haze appearing around midnight. Fogginess will ensue and a lack of clarity will be experienced as a happy hour sweeps the system. Thankfully, due to the state of the art radar, the Kodak camera will keep track of this storm system so regrets can be documented and discussed at great humility in the upcoming weeks.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  moneymoon

The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.

The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.

Song of the week: House of the Rising Sun, I personally like the Bachman Turner Overdrive version, but you can take your pick

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne dropped a quarter into one of those big gallon jugs that say "land a quarter on this thing and win a free something" at pizza hut and won a free pizza. Katrina was there with her and the guy was really nice and gave her a coupon for a free pizza, too. So they've won two free pizzas.

Tom had surgery. Spam his home address with get well cards.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You are stuck in some random "Everything's $10" store in Wyoming, without any ability to get money or food sent to you from your family. You're alone for seven days. You've got $10 left to your name and you're at the $10 store. You can buy either: food for the week, a $100 bottle of wine (on sale for $10!!!), two tickets to the superbowl, or a year of free massages. What do you buy? Remember - you have no access to more money from your bank account and you cannot get any from your family. And you can't split the $10 in any way shape or form.

Family Member of the Week: Skylar!!! Skylar’s middle initial is X. She was found in a box on the side of the road and her birthday is approximately March 1, 2000. She sleeps in Michael’s bed.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Call Ronno if you'd like to have your bathroom cleaned for free. Ask for the smoky doggies special. (April foooollls)

Also, coming soon, the Family Song of the Week, the ALBUM! Only costs three easy installments of $99.99 plus s&h. Can be paid in beer.

We are looking to do a tour of the battlefields by horseback next weekend.

There are two, but I have the sinking suspicion the second one is BYO Horse. If you would be interested in doing this, for sure, e-mail Carinne so she can make a reservation.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Smoky smoky drinky drinky little doggies

College Class of 2008