Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 6 Vol 1
Important Holidays: First day of Passover
Weather: Sunshine with a 78% chance of sunburn. Tonight’s low will be a Britney Spears saga with K-Fed.
Urbandictionary word of the day: dfl
Dead fucking last. As in a sporting event or race. Or anything else you can get last in.
How long has it been since the pirates haven’t been DFL?
Song of the week: Eddie Money, Baby Hold On
Notable Accomplishments: Carinne did her senior chemistry presentation. Also, she is Britney Spears in an sorority dance tonight. R. Eugene Jr also successfully stained the deck.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You have to give up one of these forever. Which do you pick?
Ladies: Flip flops or Chocolate? Tracy, for chocolate, sub in manicures.
Men: Alcohol or Cigars?
Family Member of the Week: Tracy for hosting all of last week’s chaos!
Tracy went to Sevier County High School, where their school mascot was the Smokey Bears. If she ever won a free vacation to the destination of her choice, it would be to Aruba. She woke up at 5:30 this morning (holy crap. Carinne might die if she had to do that), and the most recent live performance she saw was The Police at Hershey Stadium.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Hahahahaha this website is sure to cheer you up. In a gross, immature, kind of way.http://diarrheasong.blogspot.
So Carinne got made fun of last weekend for doing a newsletter. If you guys want them to stop, they can cease to exist, no problem.
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Every Simpson Dance Now!
College Class of 2008
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