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Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 8 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  Passover, Holocaust Remembrance Day

Weather: It’s raining booze all weekend. Put your buckets out and collect some. Careful though, it’s a nasty mix, you might get a 151 drizzle followed by some ominous Jager clouds.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Rut Ro

“uh oh” in Scooby doo language

Tom: Hey Bob, isn't that your boss over there? You know, the one who you told you're sick and can't come to work?

Bob: "Rut ro."

Song of the week: H.O.V.A., Jay-Z

Notable Accomplishments: Carinne is Queen of Wings!! She also did her laundry, washed her car, and cleaned her room – all in one day!!!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What would you title your autobiography?

Family Member of the Week: Alex!

Alex was born in Janesville Memorial Hospital in Wisconsin (maybe). It takes her half an hour to straighten her hair. For dinner last night she had a hot dog, corn on the cob, a sno cone, and some cotton candy. Finally, she is wearing a grey t-shirt and jeans today.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Every Simpson Dance Now!

College Class of 2008