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Family Weekly Newsletter 

Issue 3 Vol 1

Important Holidays:  April Fools

Weather:  We’re heading out of March like a lion; Jagerbomb showers with a statewide warning for the chance of April Fools.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Lawyer Ball

The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss!

Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

Pops: Hit it out of the park, boy!Son: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count.Pops: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

Song of the week: Peter Gunn, Henry Mancini

Notable Accomplishments: We had a pre-50 birthday and a class clown in our family

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You’ve got forty boxes of marshmallow peeps filling up your kitchen. You HATE peeps. What the heck do you do with them?

Family Member of the Week: Mum-mum, for the pdiddy mac n cheese.

She was born in her house in Freeport. Her favorite farm animal was the baby pig. Her first car was when she got married, a chevy (what year? And model?). Her favorite dessert is peach pie.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Carinne's black croc flip flops have been missing for some time now, and she's starting to get seriously concerned. After searching her room at school and room at home, they are nowhere to be found. Any information leading to their safe return will result in a reward.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

The Final Countdown.

College Class of 2008