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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 4 Vol 5

Important Holidays: Tom’s Birthday

Weather:  If you, like the editor’s radio 95.7, get so excited about spring that you wet your plants, perhaps you need a distraction. As the rain will be doing all of the plant wetting for you this weekend, it’s time for some spring cleaning of your inbox. Take care of all of that un-replied-to business.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Readecessor

The predecessor of a book; one who has read or owned a book before you.

Barson: The readecessor of this book was nasty. There’s coffee all over it, I can’t even read some of the pages. I need to return it to the library.

BK: Don’t worry – in the last chapter the hero –

Barson: Don’t spoil it, readecessor! I’m going to pick up another copy.

Song of the Week: ZZ Top, My Head’s in Mississippi

Notable Accomplishments:  Alex is the new assistant soccer coach! Carinne finally made it to see DC’s cherry blossom festival. Carinne is three miles away from running 100 miles total in March.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    You’re out, relaxing. Sitting at a bar, café, whatever is your fancy. The news comes on and you see each of the mega millions balls pulled – in succession – to match exactly what it reads on your lottery ticket.

You kind of chuckle to yourself. You decide to keep quiet about it for a second, and to order a celebratory something to sit and commemorate this moment in solitude. What do you order? We’re not talking like you order a jet plane on ebay; we’re talking, something you order from the place you’re at. Such as a Brooklyn Brewery Lager. Or a Panera Cinnamon Scone. Etc.

FWN Member of the Week: Tom!

Tom did not respond to the questionnaire! Better luck next time!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Kindly remember your FWN editor has student loans when you win the mega millions lottery tonight!  

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

marcho. polo.

Official Editor