Burgers & Fryday

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 5

Important Holidays: AL’s birthday

Weather:  Scientists are experimenting to see what has a stronger impact on the body: green beer or green crayons. In other news, AJ’s grass is green, and Carinne’s skeyes are blue.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Fartriloquism

The art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source.

BK: Nate! Stop blowing up the place!

Nate: But – It wasn-

BK: None of your excuses! To your room!

Nate (as he’s passing RE Jr): Your fartriloquism got me grounded.

Song of the Week: Prince, 1999

Notable Accomplishments:  AK & RE Jr & BK saw some nice Penguins hockey action this week. Allie, AK, & CP survived the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. BK and Heather hosted a great jeans party. NC has officially decided to attend University. The flowers at the LV Parks’ house are blooming profusely and the party deck is officially opened for the season. AK requests to henceforth be only known as Slash. CP and AK got first place in all three games of trivia they played (100% success rate). All march madness brackets are doing poorly at this point. Multiple warmest weather records have been broken and several people at CP’s work have turned the AC on in their homes.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    So, previously on HSOTW, you either didn’t watch the briefcase or you did. So on that theme, let’s say you encounter a box, any sort of box, anywhere in the world. It says “Pandora’s” on it. Do you open it? And ladies, it is NOT the jewelery chain. So don’t play that card.  

FWN Member of the Week: AL!

The kitchen utensil that best describes AL’s personality is a whisk, although AL notes this does not describe her personality but instead her shape. The US city she’s never been to but would like to visit is Maui – although judges’ ruling, this is disqualified, as Maui is an island not a city. She was named Diana Lynne after an actress, but since people had problems differentiating between her mother’s name (Deanna) and Diana, she goes by Lynne.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

marcho. polo.

Official Editor