Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 48 Vol 4
Important Holidays: Valentine’s Day, UM/T Anniversary, and special shout out to AL/T’s anniversary, which was inadvertently left off last week.
Weather: Vom-o-meters are going to be off the charts this weekend. It’s recommended to steer clear of the sappy, and unless you’re looking to purge your most recent meal, especially stay away from Barson and Greggy.
Urbandictionary word of the day: petri d0uche
Preliminary term: a d0uche is a jerk, arrogant guy. Petri d0uche is where a whole group of them congregate.
I mean, Miami is great for the weather and all, but you’ll never meet a guy there. It’s the petri d0uche capital of the United States.
Song of the Week: Haddaway, What is Love
Notable Accomplishments: Welcome, Allie, to the newsletter! Nate celebrated his senior night last night. Alex is an assistant middle school soccer coach. Allie is a proud new aunt as of this Thursday, to Tyler. Alex’s car got new tires and a muffler.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: How do you, ___ God of Love, work your magic?
a) Cupid Arrows?
b) Love Potion #9?
c) Very well phrased, convincing fortunes in fortune cookies?
d) Other?
FWN Member of the Week: Marco!
The first job Marco ever has was as a laborer on a construction crew with a specialty in demolition. If forced to have an extra finger or toe he’d pick the toe because it’s easier to hide. Marco’s favorite phrase on the sweetheart candy hearts is ‘play time’, but if he could write one it would say ‘I love me some me’. Lastly, for breakfast this morning he had four glasses of water and snot that he ‘keeps sucking down his gullet from this [darn] cold’ (Yum!), but for the record breakfast is typically the low fat yogurt fruit smoothie that Heather makes.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Find your sweetheart pet-name at this generator http://www.quizmeme.com/
Look for more next time,
Fuzzy Bunny aka Chunky Cha Chas
waffle wonderland
Official Editor
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