Four Shots and Seven Beers Ago

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 49 Vol 4

Important Holidays: President’s Day, Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday

Weather:  Strut like you’re James Madison on Monday; chow like you’re Taft on Tuesday, and then on Wednesday make cuts like it’s the economy during the beginning of FDR’s term. Then play President Roulette to decide who you are on Thursday & Friday.

Urbandictionary word of the day: ESB

The definition of ESB is up for dispute. While it was stated it meant ‘Extra Special Bitter’ there was opposition; others felt this could not possibly stand for Extra Special Bitter. ESB, while used to describe a type of beer, has subsequently also been used to state a personality trait.

C: I’ll get the ESB.

UM: What does ESB stand for?
C: Extra special bitter.

UM: No it doesn’t.

C: Bartender, what does ESB stand for?

Bartender: Early Sunday Brunch.

C: Come on! It does not!

UM: Someone’s being a little extra special bitter right now, aren’t they?

Song of the Week: Presidents of the United States of America, Peaches

Notable Accomplishments:  The LV Family swimming era has ended as Nate had his last meet ever. MM will be picking up her newest addition to the family today; feel free to suggest names for the new pup.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    Fill in the blanks:

Four ____ and Seven _____ Ago…

And feel free to pick a number from 1-44. The editor has a randomized list of presidents and you will get assigned one to appreciate/celebrate. Excel randomly assigned the editor Harry S. Truman; oddly enough she was randomly assigned him as well in fourth grade for a biography report. Cheers sir! Dewey did not win!  

FWN Member of the Week: Mark!

Mark takes his coffee black and strong. His favorite type of girl scout cookies are the Tagalongs. The first performance he ever saw live in concert was the Doobie Brothers opened by Boston when he was sixteen. Lastly, the US city he’s never been to but would like to go to is Charlotte Amalie in the U.S. Virgin Islands, although editor’s ruling, this doesn’t count because cell phone service does not extend there without additional charges, so this city does not qualify.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada   

Look for more next time,

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Appreciating our 33rd President

Official Editor