FeBREWary

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 47 Vol 4

Important Holidays: Allie’s Birthday, The Superbowl

Weather:  In an unfortunate series of events the FWN recruiters hired an astrologist instead of a meteorologist. Therefore your forecast includes Jupiter leaving your system early this week, causing some unjustified moodiness. Beware of Neptune, it will bring you extra cash towards Jerzday, but don’t spend it in a frenzy.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Jerzday

The day after Wednesday. It is the weekly observance of the state of New Jersey.

Well the week starts off with Mundy, continues with Tuezzday, followed by Winesday, and then Jerzday. Don’t bother me on Jerzday, my fake nails are too big so I can’t text. Plus, I’ll be spending most of my time with a bottle of hairspray.

Song of the Week: Baby Don’t Forget My Number, Milli Vanilli

Notable Accomplishments:  Nate has another college acceptance letter! Cam’s homebrew is now ready to drink.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:    If you were to have your own brewery, what would you name it? If you already brew your own beer/soda, assume you have to brew again under another name.

FWN Member of the Week: Allie!

Allie was originally going to be named Julie, but her parents were watching a TV show just before her birth and liked the name Allison. Her favorite letter of the alphabet is Z, and if she had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be dark pink. Lastly a US city she’s never been to but would like to visit is Vegas.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada   

Look for more next time,

c@r!nn3

waffle wonderland

Official Editor