Important Holidays: Nate's Birthday, Halloween
Weather: The stars have aligned with the dopplar radar to put you in the position to be working the graveyard shift on Halloween. It's advisable to carry extra garlic or you may find yourself perpetually stuck in a Transylvania Twist.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Sanguivore
Almost sounds like a wine, doesn't it? But no, unless your wine is platelet-rich… Literally, something that ingests blood as sustenance to survive. Ie, a vampire, mosquito, leech, etc.
Count Bev: Vat are you dooing?
Count AJ: I am drinking!
Count Bev: Vat are you drinking?
Count AJ: Natural Blud Laight, a ha ha. Vegetarian blud, heart healthy.
Count Bev: I see them! I vill count them! Van, tvu, tree, a ha ha.
Count AJ: Cheers, fellow Sanguivore.
Song of the Week: Alice Cooper "Feed My Frankenstein"
Notable Accomplishments: Hanover's Oven won Appliance Survivor this week as both their fridge and microwave were voted off in a double elimination.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: [Dracula voice] vat are you drinking?
a) A Bubbling brew of Toil and Trouble from the Witches' Cauldron
b) Mad Scientist Milk
c) Werewolf Water
d) Boogieman's Brainjuice Beverage
FWN Member of the Week: Mr. Etan Krap himself!
Mr. Krap has not responded to the questionnaire. Better luck next time!
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: Nada
Look for more next time,
c@r!nn3
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