Champ de Mars

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 31 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Nada

 

Weather:   To cure jet lag, time it so you can drink for 12 hours solid. Afterward, you will certainly pass out for 8 hours and voila – you're back on the time zone you desire.     

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Diarrhea of the Mouse

 

Uncontrollable rambling via internet – email, blog, newsletter, facebook, etc.

 

After Carinne sends out the newsletter, UM posts the HSOTW on facebook, Tracy likes it as she's checking in to Starbucks, and MM comments on it six times. Then Alex uses the word-of-the-week in her status, RE Jr shares that with all of his friends, and MM again comments six times. That fam and their diarrhea of the mouse…

 

Song of the Week: I'm Your Boogie Man, K.C. and the Sunshine Band

 

Notable Accomplishments:  Uncle Michael got a new car. UM's losing streak towards Pittsburgh sports teams has ended. RE Jr will be returning to work 8 ½ weeks early. C and JLo survived Eurotour including a $50 pizza, $10 wine on the Mediterranean, a French train strike, several encounters with Casanovas, and a trick phrasebook (the editor can now ask a French person if they want to hear me belch).

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   What non-traditional pet would you get and what would you name it? No dogs, cats, goldfish, etc. You can also assume that if it is a wild animal it would not harm you (ex, meet Hannah my Hyena).

 

FWN Member of the Week: Dr. Ali  

 

The most recent TV show Ali watched was Revenge on ABC. Ali got her name because her Dad loves the Elvis Costello song Alison, and her mom's boss has a daughter with the same name. If Ali had to dye her hair an unnatural color it would be purple because she thinks it'd look good. Lastly, if she had to cater an event with fast food it would be from Wendy's.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: C is looking for a big chalkboard, if anyone sees one lying around or at a yard sale. 2'x2' or larger.

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

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