Eat them up, Yum!

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 32 Vol 4

 

Important Holidays: Marco's Birthday, Barry's Birthday

 

Weather:   Although it's not a full moon in the sky, it will be in your backyard after indoor toilets go on strike internationally. You should up their hourly salary.     

 

Cigar of the Week (Brought to you by MA): Pinar Del Rio Seleccion Limitada – A dark, toothy, Habano, Maduro wrapper, 6x60 super toro finished with a pig tail head. Heavy in hand and stuffed with premium Nicaraguan and Dominican long filler covered in a Criollo binder….yummy. Lights perfect, burns straight, flavors of coffee, chocolate, nuts, and cream with a long finish that is peppery sweet.  Smokes for 60 to 90 minutes…slow and deliberate…Fantastic smoke…got a box on Cigar Bid for $46….stealing….highly recommended!!!!

 

Urbandictionary word of the day: Mullet Over

 

When someone with a mullet ponders over what great beer to buy next.

 

"Hmmm. Keystone or Busch in camo cans, Keystone or Busch. Hey bartender – any specials tonight? I'm mulleting over this decision here and need some input…"

 

Song of the Week (by AL): Footloose, Kenny Loggins

 

Notable Accomplishments:  UM/T have acquired a very large cigar humidor that seems to have ominous similarities in circumstance to the Christmas Story's leg lamp. Nicole had a successful Willow House party. BK saved $10/month on the Verizon bill. RE Jr was honest and returned lights that were not sent to him by mistake (way good kharma). Tom's Facebook is back up and running after a disaster. Carinne learned jet lag is great for starting a morning workout routine.  

 

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   You are in an international dance competition. What song are you competing to?

 

a) Monster Mash

b) Crank That (Soulja Boy)

c) Chicken Dance

d) Jump On It

e) YMCA

f) Time Warp

 

FWN Member of the Week: Marco!  

 

Happy Birthday, Draftermorning, and Drafternoon to Marco!

 

Marco's favorite dessert is Jack Daniel's Honey with Ginger Ale. When he played soccer he was #9 (editor's note: only the greatest number ever). His first job ever was part of a demo crew for a construction company. Lastly, if Marco were to re-do any movie as the lead actor he'd be Russell Crowe in Gladiator.

 

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

 

Classifieds: Nada

 

Look for more next time,

 

c@r!nn3

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