Tekillya (Tequila!)

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 5

Important Holidays: Bo-ring (nada)

Weather:   Be prepared for forthcoming updates to the temperature scale. New degrees include “sport the speedo”, “too hot for anything”, “blue butt if it’s bare”, “you’ll be more comfortable in hockey gear than baseball if outside today”. The weather service is now also taking submissions for scale points.   

Urbandictionary word of the day: Hypo

Similar to a typo, with hype. For example an event that was overly publicized but actually ended up being pretty lame.

Dude’s night in the hot tub actually turned into an awkward sausagefest. Too much hypo about playgirls resulted in a bad guy-girl ration, for dudes anyway.

Song of the Week: Tequila, The Champs

Notable Accomplishments:  UM/RE Jr survived Honduras however have returned with “blacker than night are the lungs of el parko”. UM set a new record by smoking 12 cigars in one day.  Barson got into Phi Beta Kappa. Nicole got $600 worth of free jewelery for the party she hosted.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Another pick your winner deathmatch! Your contestants in this chaotic circus ring:

a)       Ronald McDonald

b)      Wendy

c)      Colonel Sanders

d)      “The King”

e)      The Dairy Queen Mouth

FWN Member of the Week: Spring fling! MOTW is on break.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: April [snow] showers??   

Look for more next time,

Cowgirl 

Yee-haw

Official Editor