The Roast of Ron

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 6

Important Holidays: Ronno’s 50^th, the first day of Passover

Weather:   As time goes on, more and more of the newsletter target subscribers encounter fault lines – mostly, on the elbows, around the eyes, and the badonkadonk. Hopefully they’re all laugh lines, and as Incubus says, they should be worn with pride. Here’s to old age hitting the reading area!    

Urbandictionary word of the day: CTFD and IDGAF

This week’s is a BOGO on WOTD: two for one! They are part of an acronym training session. CTFD- calm the F down. IDGAF – I don’t give a F.

Ronno Jr: AHHH! HH ALLOWS CIGARS ON APRIL 15!! AHH AHH AHHH!

BKP: CTFD.

Ronno Jr: AHHHA HHH AHH!!

BKP: Honestly Ron, IDGAF. But because it’s your birthday I’ll pretend. AHHH AHH AAHH!!!

Song of the Week: Incubus, Talk Shows on Mute

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne has officially known RE Jr for half of his life. Casualty in the Hot Tub; RIP Mark’s blackberry. Nicole did a 5k walk. Heather is now selling jeans.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   So life gave you lemons. And we’re not talking about a pansy amount of lemons – it’s a lot of lemons. Trucks upon trucks of lemons. So when life gives you lemons, what do you do?

FWN Member of the Week: Ronnie Bravo!

When creating a word that rhymes with “fifty” Ron defined “stuffty” (does that rhyme with 50?) which means you can eat and drink as much as you want without gaining weight. Ron has been to 46 of the 50 states – he’s lacking North Dakota, NM, Wyoming, and Montana. If he had to turn an age that wasn’t 50 he would pick 30, where he was playing softball, no hip pain, and could still read to his kids on his lap. Lastly, his crappy budget beer of choice in college was Old Milwaukee.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: AARP Newsletter Membership Specials!    

Look for more next time,

Carinne

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