Fancypants

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 7

Important Holidays: Darlene’s Birthday, Easter

Weather:   Having trouble getting the guidettes to bloom this year? Try hooking your sprinkler and hose up to a keg; that’ll attract them right quick.

Urbandictionary word of the day(by UM): Guyliner

Eyeliner on dudes.

Greggy: Alex? ALEX! Do you have any green guyliner? It’s our frat’s spring fling and I need to get my face on.

Alex: Hang on, let me finish my tie here. Get it in a sec.

Song of the Week: Nicki Minaj, Did It On ‘Em

Notable Accomplishments:  Ron Con 2k11 was a huge success; Ron now has his own wine label. Barson got a scholarship from Pitt. Tim won an auction at work and got an epic basket of wine happiness.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   If you come across a stamped, addressed envelope, do you mail it? Do you read it? The envelope isn’t somewhere normal – such as, it’s not on your countertop or on your coworker’s desk. Say it’s somewhere abstract, like the side of a road or an abandoned car or something.

PWN Member of the Week: Dar!

Darlene’s favorite dessert is Strawberry Pie. “Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us” – that was from Burger King, which was Darlene’s first job as a teenager. The most recent movie she saw was Hop and if forced to dye her hair an unnatural color she would have pink highlights.  

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Look for more next time,

Carinne P.

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Official Editor