No Soup For You

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 37 Vol 1

Important Holidays: World AIDS day

Weather: stuffy with a 100% chance of Lana snorting snow. (It's crack cocaine! I'm in a wonderland!)

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Cougar

An older woman who chases after a younger man. Includes MILFs.

A famous cougar is Demi Moore.  

Song of the week: Picked by AK: Highway to Hell, ACDC

Notable Accomplishments: FWN welcomes miss Alison to the newsletter recipients! Cam brought riddles to the Thanksgiving dinner table. Alex is at the Pitt-WVU football game. Carinne won the family scavenger hunt on T-giving.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Your backyard brawl this year is the Muppets vs the Looney Tunes. First, which team are you the coach of (see both rosters below)? Who is your starting quarterback (feel free to additionally include any other players you so desire)?

Your Muppets Draft:

Miss Piggy, Kermit, The Great Gonzo, Fozzie, The Swedish Chef, Animal, Elmo, Rowlf the Dog, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Oscar

Your Looney Tunes Draft:

Daffy Duck – Sylvester the Pussycat – Bugs Bunny – Elmer Fudd – Porky Pig – Marvin the Martian – Tweety – Road Runner – Pepe le Pew – Wile E. Coyote – Tasmanian Devil

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

Lexy's favorite reindeer is Rudolph. Her middle name is Nicole. For breakfast, she ate a chocolate cinnamon roll. Lastly, if she could be on any TV show, it would be Paris Hilton my New BFF (I've never seen that).

Classifieds: Feel better, Tom. Carinne went to American Eagle.com and the site was down, so they offered an extra 20% off code. Enter this number if you shop online: 87954302 for the code.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Jingle Bells. Grouchy Pants.

Official Editor