Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 36 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Turkey Day
Weather: Extreme bloating will take over the nation. Bring your gas-ex and tide pens with you at all times this week.
Urbandictionary word of the day: Vegetarian Vampire
A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.
I don't have a sentence.
Song of the week: B.B King, Eric Clapton: Riding with the King
Notable Accomplishments: Cam and Nate have survived, so far, varsity swimming. Snow has been sighted in western PA.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Pick your poison:
a) Be a vegetarian on Thanksgiving
b) Be a retail worker on Black Friday
c) Get the runs (read: explosive diarrhea) while on the Turnpike
FWN Member of the Week: Tracy!
For breakfast today, Tracy had a granola bar and yogurt. Her favorite pair of shoes are black. The first concert she ever saw was Stevie Knix. Lastly, when in high school, Tracy played tennis, softball, and was a majorette in the band.
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: Has anyone read the Twilight series? I've been hearing really good reviews about the books from a lot of people. Also, there may not be a FWN issue next week. We'll see.
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Gobble gobble… Gizzard
Official Editor
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