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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 34 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Veteran's Day, and the most important birthday of the year

Weather: Nobody likes you when you're twenty three.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  crop dusting 

a. farting while walking;

b. walking while farting

Michael: I can crop dust to the tune of any song. Shake it up baby now, toot and shout, toot and shout.

Ron: Oh yeah? I crop dusted all the way down the aisle on my wedding day.

Mark: Oh yeah? I'm crop dusting right now!

Song of the week: Blink 182- what's my age again?

Notable Accomplishments: Bev completed her first week of being supervisor. Ron survived getting rear ended inCincinnati. Ron, Mark, and Barry are golfing today (in the rain? In the Cold? Guess if you got booze and goofy pants, you'll survive alright). Bev gets to leave work early today. Lexy did her double back hand spring and back tuck (maybe you should put that on youtube for us all to see). Tom beat his personal best with a fever of 103; feel better Tom! Aunt Lynne (whose FWN membership may be discontinued) won a small McFlurry from the Monopoly game. Carinne won a free blizzard from DQ.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You're a hairy, scary, greasy, hairnet wearing, 47+ years of cigarette smokin' lunch lady. What's on the menu today?

FWN Member of the Week: I guess it's me… Multiple nominations. Thanks all. I will answer past HSOTW questions… Do you remember these??

If Carinne were a hairy, scary greasy, etc lunchlady, her lunch menu of choice would be bangers and mash. Then all the immature kids would be all like "heh heh bangers heh heh". When given the choice between door #1, 2, or 3, she'd pick #1.  If there was a "real women of genius" song written about her, it would be Miss I Have Won Way Too Much Free Stuff At The Bar And I Don't Even Know What To Do With It All, Especially These XXXXL T-Shirts. Or Miss I spent Too Many Years in Marching Band. If she was in a public bathroom, did her biznass, and realized there was no TP and she really needed some, she would ask the person next to her to pass some, or use UM's method (thanks for the brilliant suggestion).

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Hanover members are in search of a new day care provider for Fridays of every week and possibly one or two more days on some weeks due to UM/T traveling. Please contact anyone who may be able to assist. Juniper needs a vacuum.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Gobble gobble… Gizzard

Official Editor