you all are a bunch of drunkin' sailors!*

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 27 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Poppy Birthday

Weather:  Chances are you learned the hard way this week that most hot tubs are not, in fact, time machines.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Brodak Moment

A perfect picture with only the guys.

At last weekend’s flip cup match we snagged a picture of team man during their Brodak Moment, plus MM.

Song of the Week: LFO, Summer Girls

Notable Accomplishments: Nicole got served lunch by Polamalu. Team Man won many flip cup games last weekend. The hot tub is fixed. Cam passed his chemistry test so missing the first semester won’t hinder his ability to be on schedule. UM/T/Lexy have survived their cruise. Carinne won game #1 on her football pool; only fifteen more to go. Mark, UM and RE Jr are on the front page of Cigars International website.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Unfortunately money doesn’t grow on trees, however assuming you had a magic tree in your backyard, what food would grow on it?

Ex., I’m gonna go pick me a peck of McDonald’s French fries!

FWN Member of the Week: Poppy!

Poppy’s favorite season is football season. Dinner last night consisted of corn, chicken pasta dish, and a roll. The first pet he ever had was Missy who was a mutt. Lastly, his first job was in high school at the ball farm (what on earth do they make there?).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Cotton Candy. Get your Cotton Candy here.

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor

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