Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 26 Vol 3
Important Holidays: Labor Day
Weather: Sometimes you throw your line in the pond and you pull out a boot. Sometimes you throw your line in the pond and find an underground mermaid bar! Therefore a case of Keystone light and a fishing pole is in your forecast as you fish for treasures.
Urbandictionary word of the day: nomonym
Eating something that tastes like something else.
Nate: Hmm.. This meatball is chewy... There's some weird yellow stuff in it... That's dill... Mum! This isn't homemade spaghetti and meatballs, it's leftover meatloaf from yesterday! I know I was having a nomonym.
Song of the Week: Cee Lo, F^*k You
Notable Accomplishments: Carinne has a tomato fairy godmother. BK joined the work softball team. Alex picked a fight against flags in West Virginia and lost. Alex's birthday has now been officially overshadowed by the birth of the hot tub, which has been successfully installed. UM/T/L's cruise may be impacted by the hurricane. Carinne stopped traffic on the north shore today.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Traditionall triumphant entrances are made by riding in to town on a valiant horse. Hypothetically horses are endangered- what do you instead lasso and ride in on? Nothing is excluded, mythical or real.
FWN Member of the Week: The House on McLane Ave
The House on McL Ave has tile on its porch that resembles something very offensive but actually means love and hope. It has a giant couch and beanbag that are great for guests to sleep on, not for burning. Mutt's is a fine establishment within walking distance from the house. Lastly, the house is occupied by five girls who like pina coladas.
Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Classifieds: hop hizzle hop hop
Look for more next time,
C. Paige
Countess de la Riffraff
Official Editor
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