The Science behind the Stink Bug

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 29 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather:  Getting bug bitten on your biceps will cause you to swell up, giving you bulkiness that  attracts women due to your muscle size, however doctors still recommend diet & exercise as the healthiest option when trying to make yourself look like The Situation.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  eau d’ouche

Editor’s note: I’m not sure if the term d-bag (abbreviated) was used “back in the day” but it is an insult. It means a jerk, a-hole, etc. I’ve heard it only exclusively toward men.

The air a d-bag brings in as he enters a scene.  

Dale: I hate that Andy Reid. Trying to make Vick #1? But is using the same number as Roethlisberger? Wannabe. And bartender, my drink has too much ice. A little less next time please? Oh honey- your skirt is too short. Cover up!

Cam: Wearing that eau d’ouche a bit strong tonight, aren’t we?

Song of the Week: Under Pressure, The Used & My Chemical Romance

Notable Accomplishments: Nate and RE Jr. survived the golf tournament last weekend. The MD wine festival was enjoyed by all. WVU won last weekend.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   You’re a radio DJ. What’s your name? You can also be a talk show, like Delilah after Dark.  

FWN Member of the Week: Heather!

Heather didn’t reply to the questionnaire, will catch her next time!!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor