Soul Seasoning

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 24 Vol 3

Important Holidays: zZZzzZZzz

Weather:  Beer at night; Carinne’s delight. Beer in the morning, Carinne’s warning…      

Urbandictionary word of the day (brought to you by AJ):  flabulous

Abbreviation, fabulously flabby.  Synonyms include “fab flab”.

Vacationing at a nude beach often times shows flabulous bodies as opposed to tan, fit, and young bodies. Having a muffin top can be flabulous.

Song of the Week: Mumford & Sons, Little Lion Man

Notable Accomplishments: Lexy saw Pauly D at the Jersey Shore last weekend. RE Jr learned the hard way that you don’t judge a man by his wife beater. Cam started AIT classes. Nicole’s softball team, that previously hadn’t won a single game, somehow made it to the playoffs and beat the second place team. Alex returned from Virginia.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   Who do you pick to be your BFF?

a)      Cosmo Kramer

b)      Lucy Ricardo

c)      Arthur Fonzarelli

d)      Carrie Bradshaw (or, Samantha, Miranda, or Charlotte… but only one not all three)

e)      Alex Trebek

FWN Member of the Week: Nicole!

Nicole's computer desktop currently displays her and her mom dancing at her wedding. Her soft drink of choice is Sprite, although she doesn't drink it much. If she were forced to sing a karaoke song (and apparently she doesn't have to be forced) she'd sing Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf. Lastly, her shampoo stays on for three minutes, smells pretty, is supposed to eliminate frizz and add volume. It is in a big white bottle that is so large she has to use two hands to pick it up (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Any guesses on how much it costs to overnight ship winter gear? Apparently there’s an ice storm below the Mason Dixon line brewing…

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor