The Jersey Shore Network

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 23 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Friday the 13th

   Upcoming Events: Family in NYC, MJ's Birthday Party, Family in NJ, Green Day Concert, Alex comes home from VA, Carinne goes to Hangover, Liz goes to Napa Valley and goes on a hot air balloon ride

 

Weather:  New Jersey might take a few lessons in humility this week as when the editor's hair frizzes out it's bigger than Snooki's, RE Jr can outbench Ronnie, Lexy can give Angelina a schooling on girl drama, and MJP's facebook following is larger than Pauly D's DJ following. So watch out NJ, the gauntlet has been laid down.

  

Urbandictionary word of the day:  hit the slide

To make an exit (such as quitting a job) in a stunning fashion.

Examples of hitting the slide include the Weasley brothers leaving from Hogwarts to start a store, or the man that quite his airline job.

Song of the Week (Brought to you by the last song on MJ's iPod): Mike Posner, Cooler Than Me

Notable Accomplishments: Alex has her last few days of work. Aunt Jul has an upcoming moustache bash. Cam gets text messages still; feel free to keep in contact with him that way. Nate is learning how to drive a stick shift. RE Jr fam successfully made it to NJ.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   What Disney/Pixar cartoon/animated film would you like to live in? I.e., you could be Cinderella, or Buzz Lightyear... To infinity, and beyond!!!

 

FWN Member of the Week: UM!

If UM were only allowed to eat grilled cheese or PB&J for the rest of forever, he'd pick grilled cheese. His birthday beverage of choice was chardonnay. For his birthday he got a squishy memory foam mattress topper. Out of all the cities in the US that do not have family ties, Las Vegas is his favorite.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Probably just me, but Inception was only just okay.

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor