LAGBOM

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 22 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Lexy Birthday, Nicole Birthday, UM Birthday

Weather:  The queen of hearts is always your best bet- except when trump is diamonds. Then run like h3ll.      

Urbandictionary word of the day:  hattitude

Authority you get when you’re wearing the hat.

Barson (wearing L’Chaim): Move along people, move along, don’t make me taze you grandma! Keep moving.

Cam: Stop with the hattitude, Alex.

Barson: That’s Ranger Alex to you, mister smarty pants, and I can kick you off of this national park!

Song of the Week: Matchbox 20, Last Beautiful Girl

Notable Accomplishments: Cam has left for AIT again. Carinne and Alex are both really good at Scattergories.  Tom is out of the hospital. Cam, Nate and RE Sr played golf this week. August is national Family Boarding House month as MM will be hosting for the entire month, CP hosting the 2^nd week, and UM hosting the third week.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:   This one is up to you- if you want to make it a mad lib, go for it, if you want to simply fill in the blank, go for it. If you want to do both, go for it.

For you mad libbers:

Need a thing or action

Need a profession.

Mmmmk (said in the Mr. Adler voice from South Park) here’s your phrase,

An ___________ a day keeps the doctor* away.

*replace DOCTOR with profession if you did the mad lib.

FWN Member of the Week: Lexy!

Lexy can hold her breath for about 15 seconds. For dinner yesterday she ate at Lone Star. Given the option of sweating jello or ice cream Lexy would pick ice cream so she could eat it. Lastly, she has 457 facebook friends (does that surpass Barson?).

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Get your reservations in for F Boarding month!

Look for more next time,

C. Paige

Countess de la Riffraff

Official Editor