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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 42 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Adults Day (Japan)

Weather:  As it is the year of the tiger, you can anticipate to witness lots of people with black and orange stripes running around. Just be sure you have a blonde with a golf club with you at all times for protection.  

Urbandictionary word of the day (requested by R Jr): Bacne (spelled Backne in some cultures)

Acne on your back.

Nate: Please tell me that is just leftover sunscreen on your back, not a Mt Vesuvius.

Ron Jr: Nope! Au natural!

Song of the Week: We Were Promised Jetpacks, Quiet Little Voices

Notable Accomplishments:  (as always, thanks to the FWN field reporter, BK, for her consistent, accurate, and informative submissions to the Notable Accomplishments section.)  The High school had its first snow day of the year. Pittsburgh has gotten slammed with a ton of snow this year (save $ on refrigeration by using your Canadian Refrigerator!). Nate is grounded from XBOX. However this is offset by the fact that he won $40 on a $1 scratch off. Marco is having knee surgery on Monday. BK/Gina did tremendously well on the college bowl pool, making it to the finals.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  Celebrity Deathmatch!!! But it’s a Double Header!

Round 1 – Fred Flinstone vs Barney Rubble?

Round 2 – Wilma Flinstone vs Betty Rubble?

Feel free to pick a winner from either round or both rounds.

FWN Member of the Week: In honor of National Bubble Bath Day (which is today), the MOTW office is closed this week. Normal operating hours will resume next week. Thanks!

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: What was your first alcoholic beverage of 2010?

Look for more next time,

Smarti

Sherriff Gello Popo

Official Editor