Gello Popo

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 46 Vol 2

Important Holidays: None

Weather:  Giant bowls of mac n cheese are rumored to be in every fridge. Be certain to clean out aforementioned fridges before they mutiny.  

Urbandictionary word of the day: Stalkerazzi

People who take a large number of pictures; often in rapidfire succession. Occasionally of mundane objects, but frequently of people - possibly complete strangers who are interesting enough that they need to be documented. The essential point of a stalkerazzi is post-photography posting pictures on a public photo album and tagging the photo subjects (even if it is certain the subjects will receive ridicule/detagging). No mercy.

Carinne is captain stalkerazzi with 52 photo albums on her facebook. UM is apprentice stalkerazzi with only 45 albums.

Song of the Week: L'italiana in Algeri (The Italian Girl in Algiers) Overture, Gioachino Rossini

Notable Accomplishments:  Bev/Ron partied (responsibly) for 23.5 hours straight. Bev won $7 on blackjack. Alex successfully made a paddle for her little. Cam, Nate, and Lana are surviving at LV just fine.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week:  So you’re creating a new answer for the infamous, all-knowing “Magic 8 Ball”. You can be generic, sarcastic, useless, anything you want. What’s your phrase?

Guest Celebrity Answer Michael Scott: That’s what she said.

(disclaimer: Michael Scott didn’t actually say that.)

(But he would. For a magic ball with all the answers.)

(That’s what she said.)

FWN Member of the Week: Barson!

Barson can do 15 pushups and can hold her breath approximately two lengths of the average hotel pool, or the time it takes the car to drive through the Fort Pitt tunnel. Her hair shampoo can be best described as “in a big green bottle and uses real fruit concentrates.” If she was forced to have either an extra finger or an extra toe, she’d have an extra finger. This would reportedly offer her “More fingers to txt with!”.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: The stars predict the start of you getting a little more proactive about your own f+ck!ng future for a change. Seriously, enough is enough. (Scorpio Horoscope from The Onion Issue 44•04)

Look for more next time,

Smarti

Sherriff Gello Popo

Official Editor