Some girls just shouldn't be allowed out in public

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 27 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Patriot Day, Poppy’s Birthday, Grandparent’s Day

Weather: Shiver me timbers! I see land upon the horizon. But where has all the rum gone?? Frickin’ floozies. Drankin all me rum.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  You lie!

The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

Song of the Week: Kiss Me Deadly, Lita Ford

Notable Accomplishments:  With both great joy and sadness, as of Sept 1 Barry retired after 23 of being a National Guard CW4 Blackhawk Pilot. Cam only lost to R Jr at golf by 7 points. No F casualties due to a bee flying into their drink yet this week. Cam set off some fireworks and they were a success. Tracy survived a week of sickness. Bev conducted six interviews this week. Mark accidentally drank ½ gallon of Pinot Noir during the Steelers game and still made it into work on time. Liz got a free beer and dinner yesterday. Gina and family wished a fond farewell to their pup of 13 years, who is now chasing groundhogs and deer in a pain free world. MJ took a mental health day. Ali successfully scrubbed her entire bathroom yesterday, and called orders for her military group during their 9-11 ceremony. Chloe got 2 As on 2 homework assignments. Alex did not blow off any classes this week.  

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What villain, or bad guy/girl, movie role would you like to play? You are not categorically restricted; you can be in any genre (you could be the Joker, or Shooter McGavin, or Captain Hook, or some western movie bad guy, etc).

FWN Member of the Week: Poppy!

Poppy is currently wearing an Outer Banks T-shirt. His breakfast consisted of OJ, oatmeal, pancakes and tea. His first job was painting/mowing for Ball Farm. If he played a professional sport, he’d want to play for the Steelers.  

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Tracy is having a back-to-school Mary Kay sale, only through Monday. Mascara and Eye Liner pencils- buy 1, get 2nd for half price! Save $10 on the Serum + C- set! Timewise Miracle Set- cleanser, moisturizer, day solution & night solution- 20% off on the set or $5 off individual items. Save $5 on the Satin Hands Set. All orders of $25 or more will get a $10 discount on their next order.  Contact Tracy directly (she’ll ship anywhere) or visit her website!

Look for more next time,

C-rin 

I have bacon stuck in my teeth

Official Editor