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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 27 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Autumn Equinox (First day of Fall), Jewish New Year (Rosh Hashana) MAZEL TOV!!!

Weather: Lots of clouds and curiosity developing over why we have to work 5 days this week, after Labor Day.  Darkness falls across the land, as the first day of fall shortens our days, alas closing time remains unchanged.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  manstrual period   

n. The unexplained moodiness of a male at completely random times

Michael: WHAT THE F(rench toast)?!?!?!  CAN”T YOU SEE I’M BUSY?!?!?! (as he sits smoking his stogie while doing Sudoku in the nightly paper)

Lexy: What’s with Michael?  Why is he so mean?

Tracy: I don’t know honey, he is just getting ready to have his manstrual period

Song of the Week: Man of Constant Sorrow – Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother, Where Art Thou)

Notable Accomplishments:  Lexy is participating in a cheer pageant on Sunday, not required for the cheer team, but well worth the $500 Tracy put into it, I’m sure.  As the VP of the Elementary PTA, Gina took charge of the first meeting of the year without anyone walking out in disgust.  Lynne “rung” up some high scores in the employee Ladder Toss game earning a $10 Gift Card (Way to climb that tiny corporate ladder).  Carinne littered Facebook with some classic Fam photos from the old days.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You come across a Time Machine (with one hour of battery life on it).  Where do you go, what do you see/do, and how long do you stay?  If over an hour, you are there FOREVER…MWAHAHAHAH!!!!

FWN Member of the Week: Editor-on-Sabbatical, Carinne

Carinne’s favorite T-Shirt of all time was one she had as a child made with puffy paint (supplied by AL), it was blue and she believes it had Carinne written all over it.  Her Gettysburg calendar currently shows McKnight Hall for the month of September.  She would someday like to visit Portland, Oregon, over any other place in the US.  Her beverage of choice in Starbucks is currently the Iced Green Tea.  The one thing on her shopping list today is Milk.  She has been eating dry cereal for a week.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Free to good home – One slightly used foreign exchange student, a fixer-upper…doesn’t like to cook or clean.

Look for more next time,

Michael J.