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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 26 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Labor Day

Weather: Lots of sunshine this three day weekend, folks, so make sure your sunscreen is on before you start boozin’, otherwise you’ll be as red as the wine you’re drinking without even realizing it. And those around you will call you “Lobstaaa”, and you shall have to suffer the shame.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  butter face 

Editor confession: I had heard Chloe/Liz use this term before but had no idea what it was. I kept thinking of the time Marge Simpson gave a beauty tip and said she uses butter for lip gloss because Homer was all into that. So I finally looked it up and now I’m all clear.

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

The girl with the unibrow on the movie Dodgeball is a butter face. (disclaimer: the editor has not actually paid attention to any of her physical features other than the unibrow. May be untrue. Feel free to suggest others) 

Song of the Week: Josh Ritter, Girl in the War

Notable Accomplishments:  Alex survived the day after being 21 as did Hanovers in regards to their camping trip. Aunt Jul is now a mother in law. In response to last week’s HSOTW: Spock has the most followers, with 38% of responses choosing him. However, strength is not in numbers, as mathematically, the three lizards would have won (Cindy, Tracy, Liz). Please see attachment (again) for more details. Mum Mum conducted another successful training session on safety around bees. Poppy is no longer bed ridden.  Nate is learning how to play the tuba; Cam is learning the guitar.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You find a wallet with $1,000 in it. Do you give it all back? Keep some of it? Keep all of it? What if it’s $100,000?

Member of the Week: Lana M. 

Lana is commonly known as Wigglebutt. In order for her to sleep, she must be entirely encased in a blanket, including her head, and if she suddenly wakes up she cannot find her way out. Her boyfriend’s name is Scout, and she does not like pretzels.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada

Look for more next time,

C-rin

ribfest, ribfest  (to the tune of crabfest)

Official Editor