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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 3 Vol 3

Important Holidays: Tom’s Birthday, Palm Sunday, First day of Passover

Weather: April showers bring May flowers. And May flowers are great, as long as they are not anything that will prevent you from passing a drug test upon digestion. So be careful.

Urbandictionary word of the day: recessionitis

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply can't afford it.

Carinne: Let’s go get smiley cookies!

Alex: No can do. Recessionitis, no monay.

Carinne: They're like ninety cents. Now you're just being cheap.

Song of the Week: Seether, Careless Whisper (yes, it’s a cover)

Notable Accomplishments: Cam got asked to prom, again. Scrabble matches on Facebook have gotten intense and almost deadly. FWN welcomes new members Darlene/Barry and Brian!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Fill in the blank to re-create this metaphor (the original is: some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield):

some days you're the (blank), some days you're the (blank)

Ed. answer: Some days you're the school bus, some days you're the guy behind it (guess who was late for work this AM???)

Ed. answer #2: Some days you’re the daiquiri, some days you’re the blender.

FWN Member of the Week: Tom!!!

The current color of Tom’s shirt is gold. His shampoo is best described as “brown and in a plastic bottle” (I really hope he’s not using that squeeze bacon for his hair). His favorite season is summer and his first vehicle was a 1972 Plymouth Roadrunner.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Nada.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Spring

Official Editor