I Eloped With Elvis

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 5 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Darlene’s Birthday, Earth Day, Administrative Professional’s Week

Weather: Dust off those ole kneecaps all, the forecast for this week is sunshine and a lot of it. So pick your poison: being in a world of hurt from too much exercise or being in a world of hurt from too much wine on the deck. If you’re C, take extra precautions because you’re about to get slammed with both.

Urbandictionary word of the day: lol theory

The theory that the internet phrase lol, meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

Doc: We need to operate on your liver lol, you have cancer.

Bev: Alex, I need you to cut carrots for the salad.

Alex: Can’t. I cut my finger off while cutting carrots, lol.

The Rooneys: Lol, we think the Pirates are the best team in the league.

Song of the Week: Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus

Notable Accomplishments: Alex made an interception at her powderpuff football game! Cam and Nate won sibling Olympics, but all of the Olympic games were not able to be completed due to weather complications. Carinne successfully home made an apple pie. MM has won recent scrabble games against Carinne.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: This one was inspired by a “would you rather” asked by Chloe’s mom: (MILF) (JK Chloe) (Not JK to everyone else) (JK)

Wood yew ratha: Have hair made out of spaghetti, play doh, or dental floss?

FWN Member of the Week: Darlene!

Darlene’s high school mascot was a Titan. Her favorite letter of the alphabet is M. She showered this morning, and she takes her coffee with milk.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Aunt Jul is doing the march of dimes. This, if you don't know, is a charity to fund research to prevent infant mortality by premature birth, low birthweight, and other birth defects. Aunt Jul is doing several marches and hikes to raise money for this cause; which is impressive due to her typical sedentary state. This walk takes place on April 26; the day before her husband's 45th birthday (and she hopes the walk doesn't make her husband a widower).  There is no minimum donation. She is also selling chocolate bars and blue jeans in an effort to raise funds. I will request her to keep us updated on events that can be attended to support this (I believe there was a bake sale, hopefully there will be others that can be attended).

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Spring

Official Editor