E Pluribus Malkin

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 4 Vol 2

Special Early Edition due to holiday traveling

A moment of silence in honor of the fallen Pittsburgh Police officers.

Important Holidays: Good Friday, Easter, Ronno Junioro’s Birthday

Weather: New Jersey has a hurricane of hurt coming as a drunken invasion will blindside the western side of the state. Nationwide, beware of a widespread dyed egg assault.

Urbandictionary word of the day: Drunkloading (although the editor coined the phrase and decided to make this a word of the week, this was inspired by a true life experience of the editor’s friend Angela)

Being drunk and downloading lots of ridiculous and/or obscure songs on iTunes that you may, in reality, not actually enjoy, nor may not serve any purpose.

Drunk dialing /texting is for amateurs. Try drunk shopping on iTunes.

Nate tries to cover up his Britney Spears obsession by claiming he acquired all 48 songs on his playlist by drunkloading.

Song of the Week: Ode to Joy, Various Churches

Notable Accomplishments: Lexy is an All-American Cheerleader and will be performing at the halftime of the Pro Bowl in Miami next year and in Hawaii in 2011. Very exciting!!! Cam mastered the stick shift. Cam also lettered in swimming. Ron is the new swim booster (parents association) president. Tom won $50 on a lottery ticket he received for his birthday.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: It’s time for another celebrity deathmatch. Who do you place your bets on? Easter Bunny vs Cupid.

FWN Member of the Week: Ron “Eugie” Jr!

When Ron was growing up, he had a poster of Farah Fawcett on his wall. If he could be bilingual, he would want to know Spanish for when he “buys a Mexican restaurant” (Carinne can offer free lessons! Taco! Dang Quesadilla! Burrito! Margarita!). The most recent television program he watched was Good Morning America. His shoe size is 12.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Aunt Jul is doing the march of dimes. This, if you don't know, is a charity to fund research to prevent infant mortality by premature birth, low birthweight, and other birth defects. Aunt Jul is doing several marches and hikes to raise money for this cause; which is impressive due to her typical sedentary state. This walk takes place on April 26; the day before her husband's 45th birthday (and she hopes the walk doesn't make her husband a widower). There is no minimum donation. She is also selling chocolate bars and blue jeans in an effort to raise funds. I will request her to keep us updated on events that can be attended to support this (I believe there was a bake sale, hopefully there will be others that can be attended).

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Spring

Official Editor