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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 14 Vol 2

Important Holidays: Stanley Cup Game Seven, Flag Day

Weather:  New weather technology for this week's FWN edition: sciencey predictions from the editor's fortune cookie at last night's china buffet identify CP's lucky number to be 12. What's today's date? (six-TWELVE) Who is playing tonight? (da PENS) This offers a great forecast for western PA-ers. Hope all of you below the mason-dixon get the game! 

Urbandictionary word of the day: All the (noun)s in (same noun)ville go boo hoo boo hoo

Phrase, commonly used by REPin voicemails left to CP, used to demonstrate immense sorrow.

Actual examples:

Ron, after cigars got banned from HH: All the Rons in Ronville go boo hoo boo hoo.

Ron, after the Flyers were kicked out of the Stanley cup playoffs: All the Flyers in Flyerville go boo hoo boo hoo.

Song of the Week: Mims, Move (If you wanna)

Notable Accomplishments: Nate’s last day of school, Hanovers return from OBX, Ron was in enemy camp (Detroit) earlier this week and had to go through severe aviary flu testing before being permitted to return to LV, Nicole went to her 153^6^th NKOTB concert last night, Carinne found a great new dive bar in central PA. Private Cam only has 65 days left of basic training!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Offer a really bad pick up line that would never work but you'd like it to.

Ex: Oh you're from Pittsburgh? My cousin dated kordell stewart

Ex: There's a test tube in my drink

FWN Member of the Week: Pap!

Pap turned 85 last week. He enjoys growing and distributing asparagus. He also likes working at the golf course, and driving his brown truck.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Carinne is now taking all 1999 honda accord engine donations

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley

Bring me the…

Not finishing due to superstition

Official Editor