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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 42 Vol 1

Important Holidays: Nada

Weather: Depression will cross the nation as many will realize that they are utter failures at their new year's resolutions.

Urbandictionary word of the day: brickberry

A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.

"It takes me ten minutes to type a text message on this brickberry now that my iPhone broke, but at least I get to play snake."

Song of the week: DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2008 (viva la pop). You can download this for free athttp://www.djearworm.com/, very cool. On that site is also a link to his 2007 mix of top 25 billboard songs (the United State of Pop 2007), which, in my opinion is better, but does not apply to the end of 2008.

Notable Accomplishments: Check out some of Ali's poetry, written in high school, published at this website: http://poetry.com/dotnet/P2847675/999/6/display.aspx . Although we thought it was impossible, Hanovers have made trash less friendly for the environment by buying a trash can that needs plugged in. (That thing is scary. The editor is afraid to use it. She is afraid her hand will be chopped off.) Additionally, it is 146 miles (2.5 hours) from Carinne to UM&T. Lexy is home from Atlanta; Cam and Nate are finishing up their winter break.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: What did you make a toast to on NYE? If you did not make a toast, what would you like to make a toast to?

FWN Member of the Week: This is an old one. Ramon!!! If you remember, the editor has a randomized excel sheet that chooses the MOTW. However due to circumstances (good deeds and birthdays), other members were put in the spotlight and Ramon was put on the backburner until this week. He was sent the questionnaire weeks ago; that is why they are holiday oriented.

Ramon is 5 years old. He is 12 inches long and 7lbs (that gives him a ratio of 0.58 lbs per inch… If the editor were 0.58lbs per inch, she would be 36.54lbs). His favorite reindeer is Vixen. He sleeps in the crate beside Aunt Lynne's bed.

Thanks! (clap clap clap clap clap)

Classifieds: Alex is still available for hire! Will do any odd jobs!

Look for more next time,

Carizzle Parizzle

Happy New Year

Official Editor