Family Weekly Newsletter
Issue 30 Vol 1
Important Holidays: Columbus day, Canada's thanksgiving, it's national cigar month
Weather: The ghost of peer pong past©UM, all rights reserved will be present this evening throughout the nation… Cover your fridges and hide your beer.
Urbandictionary word of the day: manicorn
A mythical male creature who is successful, funny, chivalrous, masculine, adventurous, artistic, does all of his household chores, and never forgets to call.
See any John Cusack film or any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...
"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"
"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
Song of the week: Space Oddity, David Bowie (The Cat Power version in the new Lincoln car commercial is really cool but apparently it is not marketed as a single so that cannot be SOTW)
Notable Accomplishments: Michael still has hair.
Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You're on death row. What's your last meal?
FWN Member of the Week: Cam!
Cam wants to be in SWAT when he grows up, and wants to drive a "suped up" 2003 Ferrari Enzo. He had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a fruit snack, grapes, apple sauce, a cookie, and chips for lunch. Cam rarely makes his bed, and today it is not made.
Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)
Classifieds: Rita's in NJ, last day of being open is this Sunday. So fill up! Also on the travel channel, tonight they'll be filming a show live from Gettysburg.
Look for more next time,
Carinne
Oh yeah, it's candy corn season
Official Editor
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