it was a graveyard smash!

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 32 Vol 1

Important Holidays: United Nations Day, Nate's Birthday

Weather: If a Halloween party has a certain number of smashed pumpkins, allow this number to = p

            If a Halloween party has a certain number of smashed partiers, allow this number to = s

            The relationship between the two identifies the total number of smashed partiers at any given party is 2p^1.3 = s.

            This postulate, known as smashed postulate, will be proven on two occasions this weekend.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  haberdash

A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated as fact.

A classic example of Haberdash is when Cam and Nate brag about being beer pong champs.

Song of the week: Cigarette, The Clarks

Notable Accomplishments: Count Dracula is on a diet; he has been refraining from blood sucking. Also, Lexy's candles are in early! Guitar Hero World Tour comes out in TWO days! Carinne carved a pumpkin; #2 in her lifetime. It's sweet. She also visited a Chinese Grocery Store, where they played the Rocky Theme Song twice in 20 minutes.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Throughout your lifetime, what was your favorite Halloween costume (you personally had to be dressed up as it)?

FWN Member of the Week: Aunt Jul!!! Carinne forgot to ask for fun facts, so she has created some from recent e-mails from AJ.

According to Aunt Jul's Oreo forecast, she is a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant. She also believes she found the location of the blair witch project filming while doing community service two days ago. Aunt Jul is female, and she drives a car.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Ron & Bev's Halloween party is tomorrow. Are you ready? Will YOU win best costume? Carinne's Halloween party is also the 25th (titled, "spooky sixty nine style", and they have a sweet pumpkin with a 69 carved into it). Let's see who can get more drunk and belligerent. Carinne is coming to Pittsburgh next Friday (10/31), so be ready with your beer pong game on. Also, celebrations for birthdays (nate, Carinne) will be done then.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Oh yeah, it's candy corn season

Official Editor