kind of a lame issue, sorry guys, bizzee bizzee

Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 31 Vol 1

Important Holidays: The 19^th of October is coming up.

Weather: Upset stomach, indigestion, heartburn, nausea, diarrhea. YEAH PEPTO BISMOL!

Urbandictionary word of the day:  tinnies

Australian, n. cans; tins of beer.

If Carinne saved all of her tinnies, she could build a bunker in the road and live there and not have to pay rent. However, a tinnie house is unsafe during a thunderstorm, among other minor drawbacks.

Song of the week: Backstreet Boys, Everybody

Notable Accomplishments: Ron does not have type 2 diabetes. Carinne joined a gym. Cam has been inducted to the national honor society!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Would you rather only be able to speak in Ebonics or only be able to speak in Shakespeare?

 For example, where you'd usually say, "Those are some nice running shoes."

            Ebonics: "D*mn, b*tch! Give me them sneaks befo i blast yew!"

            Shakespeare: "Thoust divine specks on thine feet shineth with glory."

FWN Member of the Week: Carinne has put everyone's name into an excel spreadsheet and had the list randomized. You will all be FWNMOTW within a short period of time; however this week will be a hiatus while we're getting things set up. (She forgot to e-mail the person with enough notice).

So, be proud of yourself because WE'RE ALL FWNMOTW this week! Pat on the back! For your fun fact, if you respond to the HSOTW, also state what you ate for lunch today. Yum!

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds:  Ron & Bev's Halloween party is on the 25^th. Be prepared!!!

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Oh yeah, it's candy corn season

Official Editor