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Family Weekly Newsletter

Issue 15 Vol 1

Special Early Edition because of those on Vaca/Travelling Tomorrow

Important Holidays:  THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER !!!!!!

Weather: Slightly depressing as Carinne’s tan is fading. We’re seeing some syrup on the horizon, being drained into some pancake “breakfast for dinner” specialties in western PA.

Urbandictionary word of the day:  Early Nerd Special

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."

Song of the week: Sheryl Crow, Soak up the Sun

Notable Accomplishments: Two GPS-es were bought in the past week by the Ron Jr. household. They are no longer lost and randomly roaming the world in search of themselves.

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: You’re guaranteed to sing the song of your choice perfectly at Karaoke Night. Whatever you choose, you’ll pull it off well. What do you sing? (editor’s choice: Four Non Blondes, What’s Going On)

Family Member of the Week: Lexy!!!! Welcome back from jaw-ja

For breakfast, Lexy ate honey nut cheerios. Her favorite cheer stunt are back tucks and back handsprings. If she could only eat one food for the rest of her life, it would be grapes filled with chocolate (do those exist?). Her dream vaca is to the bahamas.

Thanks! (clapclapclapclapclap)

Classifieds: H-ville Rehab is making T-shirts with motivational slogans on them. It’s a contest. If you think of one, send ideas to MM by Monday night.

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Now I’m no better than your average homeless girl.

Someone sign me up for welfare.

College Class of 2008