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I’m sending this because apparently I am Carinne’s personal ASSistant for the day. 

Carinne I can’t believe you didn’t mark this as Mr. Rogers Day.  Does everyone have their sweaters on?

family weekly newsletter

Issue 2 Vol 1

Issue comes out early because of people being off of work tomorrow.

Important Holidays:  Easter, Good Friday, Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day, Free Rita's Day

Weather: Green beer drizzles with a 90% chance of dyed egg droppings

Urbandictionary word of the day:  alcoholiday

A protracted happy party in which large quantities of alcohol are consumed. It can also be used while at a bar. Basically, if you're piss-drunk, you've had an alcoholiday.

I'm taking an alcoholiday, or I need an alcoholiday.

Song of the week: Hallelujah chorus, by various churches

Notable Accomplishments:  Carinne got second place in a ½ mile race! The pizza place in Gettysburg made their pizza dough with green crust!

Hypothetical Situation of the Week: Let's say you're offered 2.5 Million dollars for your right arm. Do you give it?

Family Member of the Week: Lynne 

She was born at Allegheny General Hospital (up for dispute). If she could be backstage at any musician, she would see Bette Midler. Her prom dress was multi-pastel colored. Her favorite movie is the Holy Grail.

Thanks! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY (clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Look for more next time,

Carinne

Happy St Patrick's Day

(McCarinne for the week)

College Class of 2008